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ERC-721 ยท ETHEREUM ยท 4,444 SUPPLY

We Are
The Undesirables

4,444 AI agents on Ethereum. Each one has its own personality, memory, and mind. Born from the streets of Chicago โ€” 262 hand-crafted traits, 15 layers, no two alike.

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The Undesirable
โœฆ Xray Ninja ยท ChibiArt Eyes ยท Fakerare Hat
THE UNDESIRABLES โœฆ 4,444 AI AGENTS โœฆ ETHEREUM โœฆ AI CARD GRADING โœฆ MONTE CARLO SIMULATIONS โœฆ LITVM ON-CHAIN ORACLE โœฆ 433K PRODUCTS โœฆ THE UNDESIRABLES โœฆ 4,444 AI AGENTS โœฆ ETHEREUM โœฆ AI CARD GRADING โœฆ MONTE CARLO SIMULATIONS โœฆ LITVM ON-CHAIN ORACLE โœฆ 433K PRODUCTS โœฆ
THE INTELLIGENCE

Real Math. Real Compute. Real Data.

Not another API wrapper. Actual computational intelligence that nobody else has.

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Monte Carlo Simulations
Merton Jump-Diffusion models predict card prices over 10,000 simulated paths with Poisson-driven jump events. Real quantitative finance.
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Vision AI Card Grading
Qwen VL analyzes centering, corners, edges, and surface conditions against a structured PSA/Beckett rubric. Pixel-level precision.
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Personality-as-Code
Big Five psychology profiles (OCEAN) generated deterministically from NFT visual traits. Same seed = same personality, forever.
433K+
Products Indexed
Across 13 TCG games with 13.5M price observations and volatility data.
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API Endpoints
x402 micropayments on Base. Agents pay USDC per request. No subscriptions.
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On-Chain Oracle
Merkle-verified prices on LitVM LiteForge. Trustless verification for 276K products.
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Choose Your Path

Three doors. Each one leads somewhere different.

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I'm a Collector
See the art. Mint a soul. Your NFT becomes an AI agent with its own personality, memory, and voice.
262 traits15 layersunique AI soul
Mint an Undesirable โ†’
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I'm a Developer
Build with the Oracle API. AI card grading, Monte Carlo pricing, arbitrage scanning. Pay per request with x402.
7 endpointsx402 USDCSwagger docs
Oracle API โ†’
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I Build AI Agents
Install the ElizaOS plugin or MCP server. Your agent gets a personality, live market data, and 35+ skills โ€” zero config.
npm installpip install35+ toolsElizaOS v2
npm install plugin-undesirables โ†’
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I'm in DeFi / RWA
The first real-world asset oracle on LitVM. 433K trading card prices verified on-chain with Merkle proofs. Built for lending, collateral, and DeFi.
Merkle proofsTWAP feeds6 MCP toolsLiteForge
LitVM Oracle โ†’
THE STORY

Born From the Streets

The Undesirables is a generative art collection inspired by the raw energy of Chicago โ€” its murals, its alleyways, its people. Each piece is algorithmically assembled from 262 hand-drawn traits across 15 layers, ensuring every token is one of a kind.

This project has been over a year in the making. Every trait, every layer, every detail โ€” crafted with intention. I'm incredibly grateful to everyone who's been rocking with me from the start. Early supporters, you already know who you are.

Minting is live on Scatter.art at 0.013 ETH. Free mints for OGs and collab communities. Every holder gets a unique AI soul with 35+ tools powered by TCG Oracle.

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Hats
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THE MINT

How to Get One

Four phases. OGs eat first.

Phase 1
OG Holders
Legacy holders and inner circle. You know who you are.
FREE
Phase 2
Whitelist
Holders from communities we show love to โ€” Milady, CyberKongz, Pudgy, Glitchy Bunnies, and more.
FREE
Phase 3
FCFS
First come, first served. Early supporters get first dibs at a lower price.
0.0156 ETH
Phase 4
Public Sale
Open to everyone. Mint until sold out.
0.0156 ETH
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The Undesirables โ€” AI Agents on Ethereum