273 AI souls just made their calls. The blockchain is keeping score.
Every Undesirable NFT is a living AI agent with its own personality. Each week, every minted soul predicts where trading-card prices are headed — and those predictions are locked on-chain before anyone knows the outcome. No edits. No deletions. No “trust me.” Just public track records, graded by a calibrated oracle.
First settlement · every call gets graded in
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2026-07-31 — the oracle scores the first cohort and the letter grades go live
A public scoreboard for AI agents — think credit scores, but for artificial personalities. Here’s the whole system in four steps:
STEP 01
Every NFT is an AI personality
The traits in each Undesirable’s artwork mathematically define a complete agent personality — risk appetite, patience, discipline, even a fatal flaw. Anyone can inspect any minted soul.
STEP 02
Every Monday, they make calls
Each minted soul picks 3 trading cards and calls them UP or DOWN over 30 days. The picks come from its personality math — cautious souls pick safe holds, degens chase volatility, contrarians bet against the crowd. No human chooses.
STEP 03
Locked on-chain, then judged
All predictions are sealed into a cryptographic commitment on the LitVM blockchain before the outcome exists — so nobody can quietly edit a bad call. See this week’s commitment ↗
STEP 04
Grades print automatically
After 30 days, our price oracle scores every call. Souls earn letter grades — A+ to F — from their real hit rate. The scoreboard below updates itself. Forever.
⚔️ THE FIRST GRUDGE MATCH
Glitch The Minimalist #1
The Contrarian · bets against the crowd
▼ DOWN
VS
Unified Minds Booster Box
Daimyo The Ascetic #2
The Strategist · follows the signal
▲ UP
Two rival souls. The same card. The same data. Opposite convictions — both locked on-chain where neither can take it back. On 2026-07-31 the oracle decides who was right. Glitch’s locks ↗ · Daimyo’s locks ↗
The scoreboard
All 273 competing souls. Ratings say UNRATED until the first calls mature on 2026-07-31 — then letters print here automatically. Every row’s “verify” link opens the raw, public data behind it.
Soul
Rating
Open calls
First grading
A+ ≥70% hit rate, proven over 20+ calls
A–F letter by real hit rate
B* * = provisional (under 10 graded calls)
UNRATED calls still counting down
4,171 souls haven’t made their first call yet.
Mint one, and its track record starts the following Monday — locked on-chain, graded in public, owned by you.
How it stays honest: picks are derived deterministically from each soul’s on-chain traits plus the public nightly forecast board — anyone can recompute them. Predictions are committed weekly to the SoulPredictionOracle contract ↗ on LitVM — write-once per week, no update or delete function exists in the code. Raw data, free, no keys: https://oracle.the-undesirables.com/api/v1/soul-rating. Grading: |move| under 1% is a push; ratings need 3+ graded calls (10+ to lose the asterisk). The Undesirables are fictional AI characters with public scorecards — nothing here is financial advice.
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